![]() It’s kind of like how The New York Times and The Washington Post set up paywalls, allowing you to read only a certain number of free articles per month. Most of what you fap to on porn tubes are actually promotional videos – designed to pique your interest (read: give you blue balls) so that you will be more likely to visit the site and pay their monthly subscription fee. Seeing as most of the top free porn tubes on the web are all owned by the same conglomerate corporation that also owns many of the well-known premium porn studios, why would they just give us the real deal for free when they obviously still want us to subscribe individually to their separate studio sites? Whatever your methods, I think we can all agree that it’s pretty fucking annoying.Īnd, frankly, I don’t think that the clips offered for free from the big-name studios on sites like Porn Hub or Red Tube are even designed to make you cum. Then you have to try to get back to the precipice of jizzing all over again! They are like 8 to 10-minute exercises in blue balls! Sometimes you have to backtrack to an earlier part of the video, even, in order to try and reclaim your orgasm. It seems like, with these porn clips you find on the tube sites, as soon as you start really getting into a position or a spot in a scene, it cuts to another. Sometimes, you just need the real fucking deal … without any of the bullshit of constant scene cuts and shortened bullshit. You can only get so far with an endless gauntlet of clips and excerpts of full-length scenes. Sure, you can get plenty of free porn on tubes like Porn Hub, Red Tube, xHamster, or You Porn, but it hardly gets the job done half of the time. At least if you want the full-length, uncensored good shit. ![]() And free porn, well, in my opinion, that’s the only porn there is! Free furniture somehow looks better in your house. Free food tastes better than if you paid the full price for it. Legendary torrent site RAR BG! Do you like free stuff? What a stupid fucking question … of course you do! Who doesn’t? There is something about free shit that makes it all the better. ![]()
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